Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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