brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Sext me about skeletons
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Panties = found
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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