Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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