Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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