Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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