i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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