Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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