i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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