flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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