I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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