no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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