I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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