**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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