so that wasnt chicken after all
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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