he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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