grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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