If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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