he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Im part way to drunk.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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