i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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