I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
