quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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