i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
