Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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