You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
