i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
