help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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