Me. At least after what I've been through.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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