And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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