Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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