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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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