dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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