I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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