Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I still have a little drunk in my system
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
