I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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