why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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