god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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