did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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