You made me cry and you don't even care
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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