How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I believe in your delicious
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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