ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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