it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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