talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Me too!
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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