After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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