i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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