she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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