Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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