SEEEEXXX PLEASE
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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