Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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