3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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