But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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