you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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